The SAHM

For those of you who are not hip to the lingo SAHM = stay at home mom. Or as I like to call them stay st home moomies. These are the women who insist that they are doing the most important job in the world. They love their pwecious widdle Madison, and their dawling Jordan, and of course rambunctious (read: ill-behaved) Savanahh.

These women have the tough job of not having a real job. They stay at home and "take care of the kids". What this amounts to is that they get the little crotch pheasants up in the morning, get them dressed and send them off to school. That's if the kids are old enough for school. If they aren't then it really is just a glorified babysitter that the spermandapaycheck gets to also fuck.

These are the women you see at Starbuck's in the middle of the day, and they aren't doing a business lunch. They have wayyyyy to much time on their hands and not enough brains in their head. They clog up the sidewalk with the SUV sized strollers and spend their hubbies money.

None of them has the guts to try having a real job, because that would require higher level critical thinking. These are the women who blog about their kids latest bowel movement, and practice that gentle discipline bullcrap. They whine and complain about its so hard but fail to remember they were the ones that had the kid.

Guess what SAHM,

NO ONE FUCKING CARES. GET A JOB, GET A LIFE, GET A CLUE.

All of their kids are "gifted" and "spayshul", when really its that the moo needs attention because on some level she begins to realize that duhdie doesn't need to work late every night, its just that he can't stand your ass. Literally. With an ass the width of Texas I would work late as well. And isn't that new secretary young and gorgeous?

The Duggar Family

I hate to even devote a post to this clusterfuckery. The Duggar Family is an example of everything that is wrong with breeders and their ways. Let me give you a quick run down of the way that this exercise in stupidity works:

The two parents are Michelle and Jim Bob (not kidding, that is his real name) are a part of that ridiculous and ultimately ecologically damaging Quiverfull belief system. I will address that little middle-finger-to-the-planet in a second. Anyway, these two basically have enough kids together to start two separate baseball teams that could then play each other.

I digress.

Michelle and Jim Bob for all intents and purposes fuck like rabbits and Michelle pops out kids to the tune of approximately one per year. For the past nineteen years. To those childfree and lets face it childed women who just felt their uterus wince, I'm with ya. That woman's cervix must be a damn slip 'n' slide by now. I would not be surprised if you saw a white flag waving out of her cooch after this. I would not be surprised if she died before she ws eligible for medicare.

Back to the famblee.

Of course all the kids are homeschooled. Let's be honest here; those kids would get eaten alive at a public school. Between that godawful hair, the Little House on the Prairie wardrobe and that fact that they are a bunch of freaks the crotchloaves wouldn't stand a chance. The clan barely lives in the real world as it is.

Now on to Quiverfull:

These dingleberries quote Psalm 127 and other ambiguous bible verses to justify their lack of knowledge when it comes to birth control and you know...life.

Let me get to the point of this post. The Duggars are freaks. There is no pussy-footing or sugar coating the truth. Hopefully they are in a minority at a time when the Earth can barely support the current population. Their way of life shows a startling lack of knowledge and care for the current state of affairs. They are blissfully ignorant and are passing this ignorance on to their litter. And yes it is a litter.

To Michelle Duggar:

It's a vagina not a clown car. Don't cry to anyone when your pelvic floor gives way and you find your fallopian tubes hanging out like so many tampon strings.

My Sister Is A Terrible Mother

Geez.

My sister is a fucking terrible mother. She sucks at life in general.