Innappropriate

Certain things are blatantly innappropriate:

1. Having sex with animals.
2. Abusing the elderly
3. Laughing at the death of someone's loved one.

I could go on but you get the point. You know what else is innappropriate. Breastfeeding a seven-year-old.

Yeah. Seven-fucking-years-old.

There are some moos out there who think that extended breastfeeding is somehow a beautiful and wonderful thing that will bring them closer to their baby and somehow make them a better mother. You mean a better nasty-ass trash bag. The "proper" term for this phenomenon is extended breastfeeding. Remember I mentioned those nutbag attachment parents. The ones that think that unless the kid is literally tethered to the mooomie 24 hours a day it will whither and die, become a raging sociopath that likes to kill women, or be so emotionally stunted it makes Ann Coulter look like a teddy bear.

Check this shit out.



Gaggg. I just threw up in my mouth a little.

The best part is that the supporters of this crap are just as bad. Lets assume that breastmilk past the age of say 1.5 still has some nutritional and immunological relevance. Its the breastmilk not the breastfeeding. Pump that crap into a cup and move on. All this does is ensure that the child will always be dependent on the mother. Its gives the insecure moo the sense that she has some meaning beyond being the incubator she defined herself as previously. Way to have some self worth. IS she gonna follow the kid to college and squirt it in the coffee in the dining hall.

There is also a site called mother.com that is full of these crazy mootards. Want an example of extended breastfeeding at its finest: go here.

But the childfree are the terrible ones. Yeah.

The SAHM

For those of you who are not hip to the lingo SAHM = stay at home mom. Or as I like to call them stay st home moomies. These are the women who insist that they are doing the most important job in the world. They love their pwecious widdle Madison, and their dawling Jordan, and of course rambunctious (read: ill-behaved) Savanahh.

These women have the tough job of not having a real job. They stay at home and "take care of the kids". What this amounts to is that they get the little crotch pheasants up in the morning, get them dressed and send them off to school. That's if the kids are old enough for school. If they aren't then it really is just a glorified babysitter that the spermandapaycheck gets to also fuck.

These are the women you see at Starbuck's in the middle of the day, and they aren't doing a business lunch. They have wayyyyy to much time on their hands and not enough brains in their head. They clog up the sidewalk with the SUV sized strollers and spend their hubbies money.

None of them has the guts to try having a real job, because that would require higher level critical thinking. These are the women who blog about their kids latest bowel movement, and practice that gentle discipline bullcrap. They whine and complain about its so hard but fail to remember they were the ones that had the kid.

Guess what SAHM,

NO ONE FUCKING CARES. GET A JOB, GET A LIFE, GET A CLUE.

All of their kids are "gifted" and "spayshul", when really its that the moo needs attention because on some level she begins to realize that duhdie doesn't need to work late every night, its just that he can't stand your ass. Literally. With an ass the width of Texas I would work late as well. And isn't that new secretary young and gorgeous?