17 August 2009

My Sister Is A Terrible Mother

Geez.

My sister is a fucking terrible mother. She sucks at life in general.

To My Fellow Black People

To My Fellow Black People,

Sorry I ain't with you. I am sick and tired of other black people assuming that because we share the same general ethnicity that were are in some way related and should look out for one another. This does not apply to every black person that I encounter but it occurs in a small percentage and it is annoying enough that I feel I have to say something about it.

Let me address a few issues that I have seen or encountered:

1. Hating the police in general. I do not hate the police. I have never hated the police. I think 98% of the time that the police do an awesome job. The other 2% are shady and are probably hated by other police officers. Not every police officer engages in racial profiling and seeks to lock up every black man they encounter. When you do something wrong or are behaving suspiciously the police have every right to stop you or otherwise inquire about your activities. Guess what? I would too. If it is 1:30am and you are standing near the entrance to an alley wearing a hoodie with the hood pulled all the way down over your eyes then sorry but you look suspicious. I would stop your ass too.

Another issue with the police is when a crime happens and no one wants to say anything. You pay lipservice to the fact that you want the keep the chilluns safe and sound and get rid of the gangs...yeah right. If you wanted to get rid of the gangs you would have spoken up to say that it was little Ray Ray that shot someone. You wonder why no one cares about the little black kids? because you don't care if you did there wouldn't be this need to spite the police at every turn. Grow the hell up and get a life.

2. The vernacular. I speak Standard American English. Ebonics is a cop out. Once again GROW UP. You will not be getting a job in most meaningful careers if every sentence is peppered with dog, n***er, mother**cker, etc. No one wants you representing their company.

3. Hobbies and pasttimes. I do not smoke weed or cigarettes. And yes I look down on you when you extol the virtues of said activities. I enjoy knowing that if a random drug screening came up I would pass. Smoking marijuana makes you a loser, unless you do it medicinally. Most of you all do not do it medicinally unless lazy-assness is a disease. GET A LIFE.

Standing on a street corner all day, every day is not a hobby. IT means you have no job or life. You know what? go volunteer somewhere and make yourself useful. Doesn't it get baring after a while doing NOTHING with your life?

4. Sex. When you randomly fuck anything with the proper genitalia and do not use protection a child will more than likely be produced. If you do this often enough you may even get a case of vaginal vermin or testicular termites. (Children can fall into this category as well.) Also think about this: If you are having sex with someone you hate or someone that already has kids they neglect chances are they will neglect the one they create with you. Grow some brains. Maury Povich is probably set for retirement off the stupidity of black people.

5. Blame Game. Stop blaming white people for everything. No one but you started selling drugs and no one but you dropped out of high school.

09 August 2009

New Direction For My Blog

I have decided to take my blog in a newer more honest direction. Namely I am changing the url and making it so that people who know me in real life cannot find it by searching for me. I will blog about things but will obviously use fake names and places.

There will be more childfree opinion pieces and mush more LGBT rights stuff on here. Enjoy! I will also be changing the layout.