The Duggar Family

I hate to even devote a post to this clusterfuckery. The Duggar Family is an example of everything that is wrong with breeders and their ways. Let me give you a quick run down of the way that this exercise in stupidity works:

The two parents are Michelle and Jim Bob (not kidding, that is his real name) are a part of that ridiculous and ultimately ecologically damaging Quiverfull belief system. I will address that little middle-finger-to-the-planet in a second. Anyway, these two basically have enough kids together to start two separate baseball teams that could then play each other.

I digress.

Michelle and Jim Bob for all intents and purposes fuck like rabbits and Michelle pops out kids to the tune of approximately one per year. For the past nineteen years. To those childfree and lets face it childed women who just felt their uterus wince, I'm with ya. That woman's cervix must be a damn slip 'n' slide by now. I would not be surprised if you saw a white flag waving out of her cooch after this. I would not be surprised if she died before she ws eligible for medicare.

Back to the famblee.

Of course all the kids are homeschooled. Let's be honest here; those kids would get eaten alive at a public school. Between that godawful hair, the Little House on the Prairie wardrobe and that fact that they are a bunch of freaks the crotchloaves wouldn't stand a chance. The clan barely lives in the real world as it is.

Now on to Quiverfull:

These dingleberries quote Psalm 127 and other ambiguous bible verses to justify their lack of knowledge when it comes to birth control and you know...life.

Let me get to the point of this post. The Duggars are freaks. There is no pussy-footing or sugar coating the truth. Hopefully they are in a minority at a time when the Earth can barely support the current population. Their way of life shows a startling lack of knowledge and care for the current state of affairs. They are blissfully ignorant and are passing this ignorance on to their litter. And yes it is a litter.

To Michelle Duggar:

It's a vagina not a clown car. Don't cry to anyone when your pelvic floor gives way and you find your fallopian tubes hanging out like so many tampon strings.