The SAHM

For those of you who are not hip to the lingo SAHM = stay at home mom. Or as I like to call them stay st home moomies. These are the women who insist that they are doing the most important job in the world. They love their pwecious widdle Madison, and their dawling Jordan, and of course rambunctious (read: ill-behaved) Savanahh.

These women have the tough job of not having a real job. They stay at home and "take care of the kids". What this amounts to is that they get the little crotch pheasants up in the morning, get them dressed and send them off to school. That's if the kids are old enough for school. If they aren't then it really is just a glorified babysitter that the spermandapaycheck gets to also fuck.

These are the women you see at Starbuck's in the middle of the day, and they aren't doing a business lunch. They have wayyyyy to much time on their hands and not enough brains in their head. They clog up the sidewalk with the SUV sized strollers and spend their hubbies money.

None of them has the guts to try having a real job, because that would require higher level critical thinking. These are the women who blog about their kids latest bowel movement, and practice that gentle discipline bullcrap. They whine and complain about its so hard but fail to remember they were the ones that had the kid.

Guess what SAHM,

NO ONE FUCKING CARES. GET A JOB, GET A LIFE, GET A CLUE.

All of their kids are "gifted" and "spayshul", when really its that the moo needs attention because on some level she begins to realize that duhdie doesn't need to work late every night, its just that he can't stand your ass. Literally. With an ass the width of Texas I would work late as well. And isn't that new secretary young and gorgeous?